Welcome to the planet.... Thats a full fairing CAG pocket bike.
The Brown Bullet Cometh!
One sunny afternoon, while basking in the summer heat, the king and his two lackeys were sitting by the kingdom's front porch. Today was the day I had set aside some time to sit and watch the lackeys install parts on one of their shanty cars. While spacing out, pondering the glories of my nature, a ridiculous fool in a motorized scooter rode by with a turd-eaten smile on his face as if to say, "I know I'm a jackass. Please do not kill me, sire"
I said to one of my underlings, "It would be most humorous to chase him down in one of those pocket bikes. Remember that excellent video game Road Rash? You can be Biff."
And so began the quest for an affordable new toy, bought strictly for laughs. One day while searching the Inland Empire (California) region of the list of Craig, I stumbled upon the deal of the century -- two pocket bikes for $300. No way in hell would I pass that up, so I grabbed one of my slaves and we picked up the two bikes. One was (I think) a Raptor and the other looked like a GP-MTX (my bike).
And so began the laughs, riding down the street on the little bikes, sitting on it like a crab of all crabs, with knees that were bursting from the sides at practically a 90 degree angle. Glorious! Newton would shart his pants! Surprisingly though, this joke turned out to be a most entertaining and affordable hobby.
Here's a picture of my new bike, I THINK it's a GP-MTX, but someone tell me if my comment is incorrect, and I will end the life of that who told me such wretched information. Thus far, I've already replaced the brake levers. Now it's time to hassle my brethren to get bikes of their own! I bid you good day, peasants!
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I said to one of my underlings, "It would be most humorous to chase him down in one of those pocket bikes. Remember that excellent video game Road Rash? You can be Biff."
And so began the quest for an affordable new toy, bought strictly for laughs. One day while searching the Inland Empire (California) region of the list of Craig, I stumbled upon the deal of the century -- two pocket bikes for $300. No way in hell would I pass that up, so I grabbed one of my slaves and we picked up the two bikes. One was (I think) a Raptor and the other looked like a GP-MTX (my bike).
And so began the laughs, riding down the street on the little bikes, sitting on it like a crab of all crabs, with knees that were bursting from the sides at practically a 90 degree angle. Glorious! Newton would shart his pants! Surprisingly though, this joke turned out to be a most entertaining and affordable hobby.
Here's a picture of my new bike, I THINK it's a GP-MTX, but someone tell me if my comment is incorrect, and I will end the life of that who told me such wretched information. Thus far, I've already replaced the brake levers. Now it's time to hassle my brethren to get bikes of their own! I bid you good day, peasants!
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HAHAHAAH! Good stuff... Welcome aboard!!! We go Mess around and race for Free on Ontario.. Come join us someday/night?! No lightning bolts tho... 
N!pples
N!pples
What no mariokart bike races???HAHAHAAH! Good stuff... Welcome aboard!!! We go Mess around and race for Free on Ontario.. Come join us someday/night?! No lightning bolts tho...
N!pples
Tickled! I must have accidentally shot my magic at your butthole, sire. Apologies while I adjust my aim!
Perhaps this may be arranged. Although, I have not heard of this "Someday Night." Is that like Saturday Night? Coincidence, my fair Nipple, I bought mine pocket bike from a gentleman off of Ontario in Corona.HAHAHAAH! Good stuff... Welcome aboard!!! We go Mess around and race for Free on Ontario.. Come join us someday/night?! No lightning bolts tho...
N!pples
Really tho, I might need some of this to stay with this thread.. lol
By Someday Slash Night I meant when we get out there. Usually at night! "somenight"?! Its alot cooler at night and its a a private lot.. Its only good at night or on weekends. But its a good big lot. I dont live in Ontario, I just ride my bikes there...
LOL, Bogie.. Ya, no Mario Kart. I like to go fast.....
I have been inhaling the sweet air of my personal essence. Please join me.
I become excited as I read your fine words. I believe this may be part of my grand plans for the near future, especially since my CAGed beast now has air in its tires. Prepare yourself!Really tho, I might need some of this to stay with this thread.. lol
By Someday Slash Night I meant when we get out there. Usually at night! "somenight"?! Its alot cooler at night and its a a private lot.. Its only good at night or on weekends. But its a good big lot. I dont live in Ontario, I just ride my bikes there...
LOL, Bogie.. Ya, no Mario Kart. I like to go fast.....
Is your name pat?
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I dont knoe about the rest of yall but the air of his personal essensce is making me nauseous.....take a shower between smokes bro.......
Silence, Omelette!Is your name pat?
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